Craigslist house ad

When I'm not busy losing money on the stock market, I have a part-time hours-a-week hobby not selling my house. I thought some might be interested in my recently placed Craigslist ad along those lines. It's got a flyer embedded within. If you're interested in a too-large condo with a bad layout and desperate needs for improvements to the floor, windows, kitchen, and bath, this place is for you! Come on by anytime; I'll be the guy on my knees sobbing and begging you to make me an offer, any offer.