Monday, March 5, 2007

Cubs Stink

Well the Cubs haven't won a game. Today they're well on their way to losing to Seattle, who until now hadn't won a game.

Our batting has has been same as last season...sinks as soon as they're men on base.

Our pitching...well we might as well set up a tee out there.

Remember all that crap we heard about how Mark Prior was all healthy, etc? Today he had an 83mph fastball. He couldn't even make it through 2 innings! Of spring fricking training! They pulled him after 4 hits and 2 walks in 1 1/3 innings.

If things dont turn around and fast, we've got a $300 million goose egg on our hands. The Trib will have to sell the team, and Hendry and Rothschild will be so fired you'll hear the explosion twice.

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